Recently, someone commented that I didn’t write like I was depressed, even though I actually was at the time I wrote whatever-it-was.
This week I am even more depressed, so I thought I’d give you a look inside my head as I try to write while depressed.
::typing:: “Donald Trump Is Not a Monster. He may be a liar, a bully, and a misogynist who is uninformed, egotistical, and thin-skinned, but he is not a monster. Monsters are mythical. They are what we invented to be The Other. To say a person – Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, Donald Trump – is a monster is to say that they are Other: not human beings. In reality, they are all human beings, who may have done monstrous things. But they are motivated by the same things as all humans: greed, fear, hate, sex, fame…”
::thinking:: No. That stinks. Half the people who read my blog will hate me because I said Donald Trump is not a monster and the other half will hate me because I compared him to Timothy McVeigh and Ted Bundy. I’ll offend everyone at once. Maybe I could write “How to Offend Everyone at Once.” No, that’s a terrible idea. My goal is not to offend.
::still thinking:: Why am I so afraid of offending anyone? Is it because when I’m depressed, my self-esteem is super-low and I can’t afford to lose any more friends? Is it because I’m female and was raised to be a people-pleaser? Then why haven’t I pleased more people? Is it because I don’t want to be called a “special snowflake”?
::still thinking:: My knee hurts.
::still thinking:: Maybe I should write something about education. What, though? The education issue everyone is talking about is Betsy DeVos. I only know about her what others have written. Writing about her would be superfluous. Crap. It’s already Friday and I don’t have anything. I’m not going to have a thing to post this week.
::still thinking:: What’s another go-to topic? Books. I just re-read The Handmaid’s Tale and that’s totally relevant.
::typing:: “The Handmaid’s Tale: A Tale for Our Times”
::typing:: “Written Thirty Years Ago and Still Relevant”
::thinking:: No. Hardly anyone reads my book posts anyway. How can I have been doing this for years and not have more followers? Is that why I write? Ego gratification. I’m a sad, sad person who needs external validation instead of interior satisfaction.
::still thinking:: My husband doesn’t even read my posts half the time, even if I mention him. Maybe I could write about depression and sex. No, I’d have to do too much research and I’m running out of time. Besides, with my luck, my husband would read that one and not want our sex life all over the Internet.
::still thinking:: My knee still hurts. How long have I been sitting at this stupid computer?
::typing:: “I Hear Voices” – I’ve been meaning to write that one.
::thinking:: No. I don’t hear voices like psychotics hear voices. All I hear are Pete Seeger singing pizza commercials or a men’s chorus or an NPR broadcast that I can’t quite make out, and that’s when I’m coming out from under anesthesia. That’s boring. My life is boring. Besides, I’d have to do too much research on auditory hallucinations and I’m running out of time.
::still thinking:: I could look up some quotes about depression and say whether I agree with them or not. More research again. Besides, who cares whether I agree with them or not?
::still thinking:: Maybe I could re-post one of my old posts. Wouldn’t that be cheating? If I can’t come up with something by tomorrow, I may have to. But that’s like admitting failure. Like I can’t write. Maybe I can’t write anymore. Maybe I’ve already written everything I know.
::still thinking:: Maybe I could write about not writing. Too boring? Too meta? Don’t people hate stream-of-consciousness? Especially stream-of-depressed-consciousness. It’s so bloody depressing. I’m so bloody depressed.
::typing:: Recently, someone commented that I didn’t write like I was depressed, even though I actually was at the time I wrote…
::thinking:: Now how am I going to illustrate this?